My April Fools Post
Hi All:
Today, I am having a ton of massive giveaways. I just thought you’d all want to jump on this as it’s only good for April 1, or as we know it, April Fools Day.
Okay, here they are.
1. I am giving away 1 million copies of My Secret Articles for the low price of just $57.
Here’s the link:
http://www.mysecretarticles.com/aprilfools.html
2. I am giving away a new Ford Pinto. It comes complete with no airbags, no seat belts and no insurance. You won’t need any since the car won’t travel more than 20 feet.
3. I am giving away my cat. He sheds too much and my allergies are starting to act up on me.
4. I am giving away my flat screen TV. Since my recent anger management class fiasco, it isn’t so flat anymore.
5. I am giving away a toaster that I got for my wedding. It doesn’t work anymore, but I think you’ll find some use for it at YOUR anger management class.
6. I am giving away $1 Million in Monopoly money. I don’t know if it will be worth anything on the open market but maybe some guy in Alaska, where all they have is whale blubber, will take it off your hands.
7. I am giving away my book on underwater pole vaulting. I am sure you will find it a very dull read.
8. I am giving away my photos of George Bush taken when we were on a hunting trip together. I won’t tell you who killed more democrats that day.
9. I am giving away my prized collection of toothpicks. Each one has seen every crevice of my anatomy.
10. Finally, I am going to leave you with some sound advice for running your business.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. In the final analysis, you’re no better than anybody else. These self appointed “gurus” need to learn this most of all. We are all just human beings and our success doesn’t make us above all others.
I learned this a long time ago, which is why I try my best to help the little guy all I can.
This is why, if you check out my first giveaway, that’s really no joke. Today ONLY you can get My Secret Articles for just $57. Yes, really…If you go to that URL, you’ll see the price is only $57.
And no…this is NOT an April Fools joke.
The rest of it?
I’ll just leave you guessing.
To YOUR Success,
Steven Wagenheim
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